Tyra Banks is educating people on why drinking and driving is bad. In case anyone wanted an explanation.
Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?
Cause I can explain why *that's* bad -- if one hand is holding the beer, and one hand is on the wheel, then how are you supposed to hold the Big Mac and fries?
oh jesus. I just... I can't....Vagina Monologues = evil?
Promoting promiscuity! Unlike dates!
Yeah, OK.
I'm reminded of the time in college I had to do an interview about some protests about the "Girls of the Ivy League" Playboy issue, as the representative of a campus feminist organization, and all I could say is that the whole thing was just.... goofy.
I now have a headache in my eye.
Is it due to excessive rolling of said eye?
We need to send a superhero dressed as the Vagina Bojangler to reclaim Valentine's Day.
Oh, brother.
IWF can bite me. If it'll make them feel better, I'll buy dinner first.
Is it due to excessive rolling of said eye?
Yes. Yes, it is.
I am going to take back the night and have a date myself.
I shouldn't feel nervous about this, right? I mean, she hit me.
You are allowed to feel nervous (ack, confrontation!), but know that you are righteous, for she's the one who shoved her piece of junk car into your trunk.
So to speak.
Ah, campus politics - how I don't miss thee....
Of course, there was a lot of it going on at Madison. I remember there was a big "controversy" as to whether the progressive campus paper should carry Bloom County for the week when it focused on "male sexual fantasies."
Of course, the fact that Bloom County was making fun of male sexual fantasies didn't matter. Anyway,
The Daily Cardinal
ended up not carrying Bloom County for that week.
Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?
I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.
Some of these people, though...jesus. "Oh, I can have six or seven drinks over a few hours, and I'm fine to drive." Imagine their surprise when the cop told them they were double the legal limit.
Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?
I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.
I'm on Tyra's side, yo! It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!