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Dana - Feb 07, 2007 11:31:05 am PST #8805 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?

I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.

Some of these people, though...jesus. "Oh, I can have six or seven drinks over a few hours, and I'm fine to drive." Imagine their surprise when the cop told them they were double the legal limit.

Steph L. - Feb 07, 2007 11:33:28 am PST #8806 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Does she mean *literally* drinking while driving? Like, holding a beer in one hand while driving?

I can't believe you're joking about this. This is a serious issue. Tyra Banks said so.

I'm on Tyra's side, yo! It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Jessica - Feb 07, 2007 11:33:29 am PST #8807 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Man, watching The Vagina Monologues has never once empowered me to go out and be a big slut. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Dana - Feb 07, 2007 11:33:33 am PST #8808 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Voice mail! Score!

Jessica - Feb 07, 2007 11:34:48 am PST #8809 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Beer-->cup-holder
Food--->lap

Simple!

Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:36:39 am PST #8810 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

It IS a serious issue when I can't figure out how to hold a beer, Big Mac, and fries AND drive at the same time!

Beer-->cup-holder

Food--->lap

Phone----->right hand
Cig----->left hand
Steering wheel------>knees

sarameg - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:04 am PST #8811 of 10001

People! [link]

Aims - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:28 am PST #8812 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwahahaha!

bon bon - Feb 07, 2007 11:38:59 am PST #8813 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's a lot of root beer.

ETA: I bet there's an astro-nut that could use it.

Jesse - Feb 07, 2007 11:40:50 am PST #8814 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That can hat plus a diaper, and you're GOLDEN. The BK fries-cup goes right in the cup holder, burger in one hand, cell phone in the other, and you never have to stop driving!

I'm assuming no one actually eats and smokes simultaneously.

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