Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jan 31, 2007 6:41:47 am PST #7138 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I am willing to do quite a lot for my country, but I think that might be beyond my ability.

I'm confused. Are you saying that you like peaches, or that you don't?


Laura - Jan 31, 2007 6:42:56 am PST #7139 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

shrift is pretty, oh so pretty!


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:45:13 am PST #7140 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know what would cheer you up? A musical!

Why do you hate me?


Dana - Jan 31, 2007 6:47:42 am PST #7141 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

tzikeh started it.


juliana - Jan 31, 2007 6:47:59 am PST #7142 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

shrift, what about a musical starring shirtless, hunky Canadians? And you are very pretty and sloungetastic.


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:50:55 am PST #7143 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

tzikeh started it.

It would be a suitable revenge if I took up mime just so she could never hold my random comments against me.

shrift, what about a musical starring shirtless, hunky Canadians?

Depends. What's it called? And can I watch it on mute if I need to?


Dana - Jan 31, 2007 6:51:53 am PST #7144 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

It would be a suitable revenge if I took up mime just so she could never hold my random comments against me.

I tried to defend you a little. It's there in the chat log. Also, I knew that I live far away and you wouldn't be able to kill me immediately.


Daisy Jane - Jan 31, 2007 6:53:49 am PST #7145 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It snowed this morning! None of it stuck, but still cool!


Laura - Jan 31, 2007 6:59:07 am PST #7146 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Link goes to FoxNews, but still cracked me up. [link]

Miami Officials: Castro Death Celebration Downsized

My neighbors are trying to make politically correct the plans for a big celebration at the Orange Bowl when Fidel dies. They just need a place to commemorate peacefully. They wouldn't have a city funded party. No, they wouldn't do that.


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:59:31 am PST #7147 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Also, I knew that I live far away and you wouldn't be able to kill me immediately.

Oh, I don't blame you. And you're lucky that you live far away, because if I agree to watch any musicals, in exchange I may demand she watch an equal amount of anime, and I don't mean the good anime.