Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:45:13 am PST #7140 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know what would cheer you up? A musical!

Why do you hate me?


Dana - Jan 31, 2007 6:47:42 am PST #7141 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

tzikeh started it.


juliana - Jan 31, 2007 6:47:59 am PST #7142 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

shrift, what about a musical starring shirtless, hunky Canadians? And you are very pretty and sloungetastic.


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:50:55 am PST #7143 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

tzikeh started it.

It would be a suitable revenge if I took up mime just so she could never hold my random comments against me.

shrift, what about a musical starring shirtless, hunky Canadians?

Depends. What's it called? And can I watch it on mute if I need to?


Dana - Jan 31, 2007 6:51:53 am PST #7144 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It would be a suitable revenge if I took up mime just so she could never hold my random comments against me.

I tried to defend you a little. It's there in the chat log. Also, I knew that I live far away and you wouldn't be able to kill me immediately.


Daisy Jane - Jan 31, 2007 6:53:49 am PST #7145 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It snowed this morning! None of it stuck, but still cool!


Laura - Jan 31, 2007 6:59:07 am PST #7146 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Link goes to FoxNews, but still cracked me up. [link]

Miami Officials: Castro Death Celebration Downsized

My neighbors are trying to make politically correct the plans for a big celebration at the Orange Bowl when Fidel dies. They just need a place to commemorate peacefully. They wouldn't have a city funded party. No, they wouldn't do that.


shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:59:31 am PST #7147 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Also, I knew that I live far away and you wouldn't be able to kill me immediately.

Oh, I don't blame you. And you're lucky that you live far away, because if I agree to watch any musicals, in exchange I may demand she watch an equal amount of anime, and I don't mean the good anime.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 31, 2007 7:02:23 am PST #7148 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Urutsokidoji! Cartoons are for kids, right?

The one thing about glue traps that makes them less cruel is that they mostly don't work. Unless the critter is very tiny, most mice and rats can just walk right over them.

Yeah, my landlord sets out glue traps, and I've never seen one catch a mouse (though one did leave fur and poop behind on the kitchen trap overnight soon after I moved in). They've proven fairly effective at catching bugs and spiders though, so I leave them out. My thought toward the latter is "Yeah, payback is a bitch, eh?"

I haven't had a mouse since the night tried to herd one from behind a bookcase and instead pinned it against the wall with a corner. Apparently, word spread once I released it and it ran away.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 31, 2007 7:06:23 am PST #7149 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Tonight's TDS guest is an astrophysicist, and he is one of the better guests I've ever seen on this show! Articulate, a perfect teacher in dumbing down complex concepts into simple explanations, and hilarious.

He was great! Plus he looked and, more importantly, talked a lot like a friend of mine (who's also a braniac, but in terms of high tech computers).

Yeah, definately. It was useless. It wasn't even entertaining!bad. Just cheap and dumb.

Suddenly feels validated for choosing VM over HOUSE