If not, you may have to resort to cannibalism.
I KNOW! Well, really I would more have to resort to the Uno's or other food available in the other direction from the president, but STILL.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:02:26 am PST #7128 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Jan 31, 2007 6:11:18 am PST #7129 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.
Jessica - Jan 31, 2007 6:14:35 am PST #7130 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Maybe you can eat the president, Jesse.
Ooh, and then we can impeach him!
Steph L. - Jan 31, 2007 6:16:29 am PST #7131 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Don't fucking talk to me
Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic. Yeah, I'd rip the guy's head off, but I feel that would make my point well enough that I wouldn't need to defecate on him as well.
Jesse - Jan 31, 2007 6:17:20 am PST #7132 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, and then we can impeach him!
Ha!
I am willing to do quite a lot for my country, but I think that might be beyond my ability.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 6:20:42 am PST #7133 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude. Even *I* am not (quite) that misanthropic.
I think San Francisco has some pockets of intense misanthropy.
shrift - Jan 31, 2007 6:39:16 am PST #7134 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It's freezing and I left early but traffic was nightmarish so I actually got to work late, and I feel like death and also horribly incompetent.
Hi. God, will somebody tell me I'm pretty?
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 6:39:53 am PST #7135 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, sometimes I miss San Francisco:
Saturday, March 10th is Xenu Day International, coinciding with the birthday of L. Ron Hubbard. Events are currently being planned for San Francisco and Seattle. Interested in planning something in your town? Contact Xenu.
On Saturday March 10th 2006, all 5000 scientologists across the planet will be celebrating their own version of Christmas. Drunk aliens, stopping traffic, handing out propaganda, preaching the gospel of Xenu the Galactic Overload, will be there to greet them.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 6:40:25 am PST #7136 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift, you're pretty.
Dana - Jan 31, 2007 6:40:27 am PST #7137 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You're pretty and have shiny hair.
You know what would cheer you up? A musical!