I don't do bumper stickers. Dad does and I really should get him a BLIEVE, HON one for his truck out in NM because it makes no sense outside of Baltimore (and not much in) and would confuse people. Which would amuse us.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 30, 2007 8:13:56 am PST #6855 of 10001
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:21:33 am PST #6856 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Periodic Table of the Comic Books
A periodic table of the elements - click on an element and find comic books that have referenced that element.
Jesse - Jan 30, 2007 8:24:35 am PST #6857 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think about the snottiest things I see are the "In case of rapture this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers.
Oh yeah, that's super eyerolly.
I realize I don't know what the fashions are in bumperstickers, due to not being in a car basically ever.
Gudanov - Jan 30, 2007 8:26:39 am PST #6858 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The bumperstick I see the most around here is BushCheney.
On second thought I think it is the Support the Troops bumper sticker, followed by BushCheney, with Freedom isn't Free coming in third.
DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:28:39 am PST #6859 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I realize I don't know what the fashions are in bumperstickers, due to not being in a car basically ever.
Whenever I pick up Emmett I get the anti-Kansas full-on Berkeley lefty bumper sticker assault. In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness. Radical vegetarians seem the most obnoxious. There's a lot of feminist assertions of the I'm a Badass Woman variation that are kind of eyerolly. (In the same say that I always thought Wolverine's thought balloons were about as far as you could get from real tough guy. A badass doesn't sit around thinking about how tough he is, you know?)
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:19 am PST #6860 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!" on the bumper of a Pinto.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:37 am PST #6861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:23 am PST #6862 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."
Also, "Nancy Boy Hair Gel."
And, "If you ain't got muttonchops, you ain't got shit."
lisah - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:24 am PST #6863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!"
Hah! I totally need that one. (Even though it's eleventy times more funny on a Pinto.)
Tom Scola - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:56 am PST #6864 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
Labatt's