The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!" on the bumper of a Pinto.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:19 am PST #6860 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:37 am PST #6861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:23 am PST #6862 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."
Also, "Nancy Boy Hair Gel."
And, "If you ain't got muttonchops, you ain't got shit."
lisah - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:24 am PST #6863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!"
Hah! I totally need that one. (Even though it's eleventy times more funny on a Pinto.)
Tom Scola - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:56 am PST #6864 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
Labatt's
Miracleman - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:16 am PST #6865 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"It doesn't matter what my other car is, it would still TOTALLY KICK YER ASS, BUB!!"
Jesse - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #6866 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
Ah yes. Echos of my Cambridge youth.
U.S. OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:32:21 am PST #6867 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Pinto made it comedy gold, though I've had that bumper sticker myself. On a car that was rear-ended 5 times.
Gudanov - Jan 30, 2007 8:33:24 am PST #6868 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
They probably shouldn't drive through my neighborhood.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:34:47 am PST #6869 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in high school, I put an "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper sticker on my parent's Mercury Marquis. Except I cut out the "to". I got a few laughs for that.