We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:19 am PST #6860 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!" on the bumper of a Pinto.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:29:37 am PST #6861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?


DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:23 am PST #6862 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?

"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."

Also, "Nancy Boy Hair Gel."

And, "If you ain't got muttonchops, you ain't got shit."


lisah - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:24 am PST #6863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!"

Hah! I totally need that one. (Even though it's eleventy times more funny on a Pinto.)


Tom Scola - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:56 am PST #6864 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?

Labatt's


Miracleman - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:16 am PST #6865 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?

"It doesn't matter what my other car is, it would still TOTALLY KICK YER ASS, BUB!!"


Jesse - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #6866 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.

Ah yes. Echos of my Cambridge youth.

U.S. OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:32:21 am PST #6867 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Pinto made it comedy gold, though I've had that bumper sticker myself. On a car that was rear-ended 5 times.


Gudanov - Jan 30, 2007 8:33:24 am PST #6868 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.

They probably shouldn't drive through my neighborhood.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:34:47 am PST #6869 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in high school, I put an "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper sticker on my parent's Mercury Marquis. Except I cut out the "to". I got a few laughs for that.