I realize I don't know what the fashions are in bumperstickers, due to not being in a car basically ever.
Whenever I pick up Emmett I get the anti-Kansas full-on Berkeley lefty bumper sticker assault. In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness. Radical vegetarians seem the most obnoxious. There's a lot of feminist assertions of the I'm a Badass Woman variation that are kind of eyerolly. (In the same say that I always thought Wolverine's thought balloons were about as far as you could get from real tough guy. A badass doesn't sit around thinking about how tough he is, you know?)
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!" on the bumper of a Pinto.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."
Also, "Nancy Boy Hair Gel."
And, "If you ain't got muttonchops, you ain't got shit."
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!"
Hah! I totally need that one. (Even though it's eleventy times more funny on a Pinto.)
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"It doesn't matter what my other car is, it would still TOTALLY KICK YER ASS, BUB!!"
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
Ah yes. Echos of my Cambridge youth.
U.S. OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!
The Pinto made it comedy gold, though I've had that bumper sticker myself. On a car that was rear-ended 5 times.
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
They probably shouldn't drive through my neighborhood.
