What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."
Also, "Nancy Boy Hair Gel."
And, "If you ain't got muttonchops, you ain't got shit."
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:23 am PST #6862 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
lisah - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:24 am PST #6863 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
The best one I ever saw was "I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS!"
Hah! I totally need that one. (Even though it's eleventy times more funny on a Pinto.)
Tom Scola - Jan 30, 2007 8:30:56 am PST #6864 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
Labatt's
Miracleman - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:16 am PST #6865 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
What bumerstickers does Wolverine have?
"It doesn't matter what my other car is, it would still TOTALLY KICK YER ASS, BUB!!"
Jesse - Jan 30, 2007 8:31:30 am PST #6866 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
Ah yes. Echos of my Cambridge youth.
U.S. OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2007 8:32:21 am PST #6867 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The Pinto made it comedy gold, though I've had that bumper sticker myself. On a car that was rear-ended 5 times.
Gudanov - Jan 30, 2007 8:33:24 am PST #6868 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
In Berkeley they're not happy unless they've got eight or nine bumperstickers all clearly delineating their particular leftier-than-thouness.
They probably shouldn't drive through my neighborhood.
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2007 8:34:47 am PST #6869 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in high school, I put an "Escape to Wisconsin" bumper sticker on my parent's Mercury Marquis. Except I cut out the "to". I got a few laughs for that.
DavidS - Jan 30, 2007 8:37:30 am PST #6870 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Well behaved women don't make history" is popular in Berkeley.
Lots of anti-Bush stuff varying from "Not my President" to "Fuck you, chimpie!" type sentiments.
Still see "Visualize whirled peas" because, yo, bumpersticker are hard to get off and old hippies drive beaters forever.
Also with the "Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty" etc.
"Support our troops by bringing them home."
There are several variations on the vegetarian side which tend to imply you're half a notch from cannibalism if you eat meat.
Lots of "I own a cat and I vote" or dog.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2007 8:38:31 am PST #6871 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"I'm the best at what I do. But what I do isn't nice."
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do isn't very nice."
Although WikiQuote disagrees with me, I stand by it.
I'm not a bumper sticker type either. I find reading them interesting--enough of them ensures I will try and catch the driver's face--convertibles and expensive cars have that same effect.