I stayed up too late reading World War Z.
yay! I have that book and realized I need to get it read by monday ( stupid haveing to pay library fines again)
I will get the pictures of last night up eventually. Today is the plan.
I went scouting my new job locations today, trying to see how long it will takeme to get there. I'm still not sure. ( I'll be working at two differnt branches of the county library) Location B - I went the long way. Location A - I need to do more exploreing, but I couldn't because of a very nasty looking accident - at least 3 cars . It looked like a pickup truck knocked a suburban over on its side. not even really sure how the third car got invovled.
I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
We're brainstorming the name for a program for girls, and someone starts saying, "Outside the box.... Outside my box?"
Brilliant idea for an abstinence campaign.
That's too funny, Jesse. (for us at least)
Though I'm middle aged, and I know that expression.
Now I hear someone in the hall making a joke about girl on girl action. Nice. How come they all looked at me like I was the dirty one??
I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
Oh, ouch.
My favorite thing ever was when a much older editor at the publisher where I worked (she was sixty-five or so) told a story at an editorial meeting about her friend Pussy. Coffee. Everywhere. And she had no clue what was so funny.
In fact, she claimed to have had two different friends named Pussy. At boarding school.
I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
I have heard stories about people who've tried to flush all the gas out of a gas tank with water and then use a lit match to see what's in the tank.
Just so you know, the fumes tend to linger in the tank even if all the gas has been washed out.
In fact, she claimed to have had two different friends named Pussy. At boarding school.
Oh
my.
Note to self: don't check to see if something's flammable by igniting it.
A sentence I never thought I'd say at work: "Yeah, 'box' is slang for vagina."
Bet that gave those folks a whole new take on "Dick in a Box"
I'm going to guess the people who didn't know what I was talking about have never heard of Dick in a Box.
