I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
We're brainstorming the name for a program for girls, and someone starts saying, "Outside the box.... Outside my box?"
Brilliant idea for an abstinence campaign.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2007 9:38:34 am PST #6675 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Jan 29, 2007 9:38:36 am PST #6676 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That's too funny, Jesse. (for us at least)
Though I'm middle aged, and I know that expression.
Jesse - Jan 29, 2007 9:42:46 am PST #6677 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I hear someone in the hall making a joke about girl on girl action. Nice. How come they all looked at me like I was the dirty one??
I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
Oh, ouch.
Amy - Jan 29, 2007 9:47:36 am PST #6678 of 10001
Because books.
My favorite thing ever was when a much older editor at the publisher where I worked (she was sixty-five or so) told a story at an editorial meeting about her friend Pussy. Coffee. Everywhere. And she had no clue what was so funny.
In fact, she claimed to have had two different friends named Pussy. At boarding school.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2007 9:47:54 am PST #6679 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I feel bad for him, but the stupidity? Oh, it burns. Too.
I have heard stories about people who've tried to flush all the gas out of a gas tank with water and then use a lit match to see what's in the tank.
Just so you know, the fumes tend to linger in the tank even if all the gas has been washed out.
Jesse - Jan 29, 2007 9:50:37 am PST #6680 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In fact, she claimed to have had two different friends named Pussy. At boarding school.
Oh my.
Note to self: don't check to see if something's flammable by igniting it.
Vortex - Jan 29, 2007 9:52:03 am PST #6681 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
A sentence I never thought I'd say at work: "Yeah, 'box' is slang for vagina."
Bet that gave those folks a whole new take on "Dick in a Box"
Jesse - Jan 29, 2007 9:54:01 am PST #6682 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm going to guess the people who didn't know what I was talking about have never heard of Dick in a Box.
sumi - Jan 29, 2007 9:54:48 am PST #6683 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
askye - Jan 29, 2007 9:56:38 am PST #6684 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Jesse, that reminds me of a ball room dance instructor. He was showing me tango, and you have to keep your knees slightly bent to get the steps right. So he shows me what to do and says, very cheerifully, "I always tell my students -- Remember to get bent!"
He just stared at me dumbfounded as I dissolved into giggles.