A sentence I never thought I'd say at work: "Yeah, 'box' is slang for vagina."
Bet that gave those folks a whole new take on "Dick in a Box"
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Jan 29, 2007 9:52:03 am PST #6681 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Jesse - Jan 29, 2007 9:54:01 am PST #6682 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm going to guess the people who didn't know what I was talking about have never heard of Dick in a Box.
sumi - Jan 29, 2007 9:54:48 am PST #6683 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
askye - Jan 29, 2007 9:56:38 am PST #6684 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Jesse, that reminds me of a ball room dance instructor. He was showing me tango, and you have to keep your knees slightly bent to get the steps right. So he shows me what to do and says, very cheerifully, "I always tell my students -- Remember to get bent!"
He just stared at me dumbfounded as I dissolved into giggles.
Atropa - Jan 29, 2007 9:58:00 am PST #6685 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
So, should I go to the company-wide release party thing this afternoon?
Pros: snacky food and the chance to Win Fabulous Prizes. (Pete would be very happy if I somehow managed to win an XBox 360.)
Cons: interacting with other people who work here, which would probably involve a lot of the "I'm not in costume, these are my everyday clothes" -type of conversation.
Theodosia - Jan 29, 2007 9:58:38 am PST #6686 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I know somebody named Kitty because her parents came from a family where the first sons were always named Richard....
Jesse - Jan 29, 2007 10:00:57 am PST #6687 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Remember to get bent!"
Niiice.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2007 10:05:11 am PST #6688 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jilli, are folks there excited that Gates is gonna be on The Daily Show tonight?
bon bon - Jan 29, 2007 10:05:33 am PST #6689 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Cons: interacting with other people who work here, which would probably involve a lot of the "I'm not in costume, these are my everyday clothes" -type of conversation.
Do it today, you don't have to do it in future. Get it all done at once!
Atropa - Jan 29, 2007 10:07:08 am PST #6690 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, are folks there excited that Gates is gonna be on The Daily Show tonight?
I haven't heard any excited mutterings, but I'm kinda reclusive at work, so I may be very far out of the loop.