Of course, I wasn't even thinking about half of the things the article says go into making it such a bad day until I read it, which really doesn't help any.
Oh, great. Now I feel like a total failure. Woo. Thanks, Daily Mail!
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 9:32:19 am PST #4976 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:32:36 am PST #4977 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Signed, Loves Me My Doggie And My Cats
Pfft. Are you being all sane and balanced again? Have you no respect for Kat's need for the kerfauxfle?
It's just selfish of you. You and your buzzkill of wisdom.
Jessica - Jan 22, 2007 9:35:28 am PST #4978 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - Jan 22, 2007 9:36:03 am PST #4979 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, great. Now I feel like a total failure. Woo. Thanks, Daily Mail!
Right?
Cat owners never have to walk outside because of their cat owning. Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.
It's true. I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.
Allyson - Jan 22, 2007 9:37:07 am PST #4980 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Today's supposed to be the most depressing day of the year, right? Because I am totally feeling it.
Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:37:16 am PST #4981 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.
Aha! If I can just cobble three more anecdotes to this then I'll have established conclusive proof.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:38:55 am PST #4982 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.
But you've got an agent.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2007 9:40:09 am PST #4983 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I *so* need one of these for my desk.
Man. I realize the bed setup is supposed to be for paraplegics or other people who can't really sit up, but how awesome does that look for the average lazy motherfucker like me??
bon bon - Jan 22, 2007 9:40:18 am PST #4984 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I just bought a video iPod yesterday. I can't believe today I'm sitting in the office watching Law & Order while eating lunch. This screen is freaking amazing.
Allyson - Jan 22, 2007 9:41:19 am PST #4985 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Not just any agent. I have a McKean.