I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.
Aha! If I can just cobble three more anecdotes to this then I'll have established conclusive proof.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:37:16 am PST #4981 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:38:55 am PST #4982 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.
But you've got an agent.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2007 9:40:09 am PST #4983 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I *so* need one of these for my desk.
Man. I realize the bed setup is supposed to be for paraplegics or other people who can't really sit up, but how awesome does that look for the average lazy motherfucker like me??
bon bon - Jan 22, 2007 9:40:18 am PST #4984 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I just bought a video iPod yesterday. I can't believe today I'm sitting in the office watching Law & Order while eating lunch. This screen is freaking amazing.
Allyson - Jan 22, 2007 9:41:19 am PST #4985 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Not just any agent. I have a McKean.
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 9:42:38 am PST #4986 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not just any agent. I have a McKean.
They're like the Cadillac of agents. I hear they come with tuck and roll upholestery.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 9:45:43 am PST #4987 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Y'all are just depressing me more.
Dana - Jan 22, 2007 9:46:34 am PST #4988 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Y'all are just depressing me more.
When does your first disc of Jonathan Creek come?
msbelle - Jan 22, 2007 9:48:06 am PST #4989 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Jesse, stop blaming Homer.
Also, David, don't you start calling me lazy and sedentary. I will beat you upside the head and sic my 2 14lb fully claw-havin cats on you.
t /kerfauxful
Nutty - Jan 22, 2007 9:49:10 am PST #4990 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.
Spoken like someone who has never awoken to a cat galloping down a very long hallway in the middle of the night. (Followed by yowling, but that's my own particular gift-with-purchase.)
I am not depressed. I have had a bacon-tomato grilled cheese, and am drinking sody-pop, and am currently getting my US RDA of procrastination.