Oh, great. Now I feel like a total failure. Woo. Thanks, Daily Mail!
Right?
Cat owners never have to walk outside because of their cat owning. Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.
It's true. I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.
Today's supposed to be the most depressing day of the year, right? Because I am totally feeling it.
Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.
I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.
Aha! If I can just cobble three more anecdotes to this then I'll have established conclusive proof.
I *so* need one of these for my desk.
Man. I realize the bed setup is supposed to be for paraplegics or other people who can't really sit up, but how awesome does that look for the average lazy motherfucker like me??
I just bought a video iPod yesterday. I can't believe today I'm sitting in the office watching Law & Order while eating lunch. This screen is freaking amazing.
Not just any agent. I have a McKean.
Not just any agent. I have a McKean.
They're like the Cadillac of agents. I hear they come with tuck and roll upholestery.
Y'all are just depressing me more.
Y'all are just depressing me more.
When does your first disc of Jonathan Creek come?