But I bet that's because if you are already limited in mobility, you are likely to get a cat. They don't need walks. Several of my mom's friends switched from dogs to cats when walking an animal twice a day became difficult.

Signed,
Loves Me My Doggie And My Cats

Probably sponsored by the American Kennel Club.

Cat owners never have to walk outside because of their cat owning. Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.

Of course, I wasn't even thinking about half of the things the article says go into making it such a bad day until I read it, which really doesn't help any.

Oh, great. Now I feel like a total failure. Woo. Thanks, Daily Mail!

Signed, Loves Me My Doggie And My Cats

Pfft. Are you being all sane and balanced again? Have you no respect for Kat's need for the kerfauxfle?

It's just selfish of you. You and your buzzkill of wisdom.

I *so* need one of these for my desk.

Oh, great. Now I feel like a total failure. Woo. Thanks, Daily Mail!

Right?

Cat owners never have to walk outside because of their cat owning. Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.

It's true. I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.

Today's supposed to be the most depressing day of the year, right? Because I am totally feeling it.

Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.

I was on the verge of going outside yesterday at several points, but refrained because of the sleeping cat on my lap.

Aha! If I can just cobble three more anecdotes to this then I'll have established conclusive proof.

Welcome to every waking moment inside my brain.

But you've got an agent.

I *so* need one of these for my desk.

Man. I realize the bed setup is supposed to be for paraplegics or other people who can't really sit up, but how awesome does that look for the average lazy motherfucker like me??