We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 15, 2007 6:00:25 am PST #2869 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Thanks all. I am not really feeling this b'day, but the well wishes help.

WOrk is jumping on my head, pulling at my hair and calling me ugly names. Not what I really want from a day when I also have mac here for half a day.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2007 6:00:44 am PST #2870 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And what level of force are you allowed to use to stop the children? Lethal? Nonlethal? Tasering?

Dude, they're all It's Alive reenactors trying to off you. Lethal force isn't just allowed, it's required.

The snow fort option sounds best against toddlers, but with kids big enough to lift the bodies away I think killing a spindly one and using it as a weapon to hold the others at bay would be your best bet.


Theodosia - Jan 15, 2007 6:06:32 am PST #2871 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

::picks tommyrot as 'Best Buffista To Have By Your Side In Case of Zombie Attack'::


Amy - Jan 15, 2007 6:08:17 am PST #2872 of 10001
Because books.

Happy Birthday, anyway, msbelle! Hope there are cupcakes in your future.

::smacks msbelle's work, hard::


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 6:08:33 am PST #2873 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::picks tommyrot as 'Best Buffista To Have By Your Side In Case of Zombie Attack'::

Can I wear a field marshal's uniform?


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 6:22:17 am PST #2874 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Improve Everywhere: No Pants! Subway Ride: [link] (lots of photos)

Improv Everywhere had their 6th annual No Pants! Subway Ride in New York on Saturday, December 13th. Over 200 agents showed up and rode the 6 Line in their underwear.

From the New York Daily News:

“We’re all going to take our pants off and have a lot of fun,” said organizer Charlie Todd, 28, of the Improv Everywhere group. “It’s not against the law to wear your underwear!”

Participants gathered at the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall station, boarded a 6 train, “de-pantsed” and exited at different stations. Then they reboarded other uptown trains to the shock and amusement of fellow subway riders.


sarameg - Jan 15, 2007 6:31:26 am PST #2875 of 10001

give msbelle's work a timeout

Happy birthday, msbelle!


msbelle - Jan 15, 2007 6:39:18 am PST #2876 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

thanks.

I was just about to say. people could post more, you know as a b'day present to me. (not one to talk as usually work has me too busy to post).


beth b - Jan 15, 2007 6:41:13 am PST #2877 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

may your day improve msbelle. Happy birthday!


Jesse - Jan 15, 2007 6:43:17 am PST #2878 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm going to the movies later this afternoon, so theoretically, I could clean my apartment before that, but instead I'm watching The Price Is Right. Awesome.