Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jan 09, 2007 5:34:55 am PST #1334 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I bet she does the glow thing really well.

You mean, even when she's not an evil entity trying to bring luv to everyone and eating them alive?


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2007 5:37:34 am PST #1335 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

After spending the day focused on less than productive stuff, I got a strong 48th wind at about 8 and worked until 4 organizing, sorting and disposing. I love the feeling of having gotten things I've been putting off forever done!

My neighborhood has a strong sidewalk economy and the first of the year is prime time for putting things out and watching them walk off. This morning, a load of candles I didn't like, and little doodads that are perfectly functional but have been shuffling around my house for too long.

There was a crew of street rakers (literally people with rakes clearing damp leaves out from under cars...I think they were community service folks) joking and cutting up. When Bartleby and I got back from our walk, the bag of most interesting stuff was gone. I hope they took it!

Now to find a pedestrian who just happens to be interested in years old counseling journals.


Daisy Jane - Jan 09, 2007 5:38:42 am PST #1336 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It was a fun game- well it was if you wanted Florida to win. I mostly wanted to prove my point about the One Trueness of SEC football, but also because my step-dad went there and I'm thinking of going to grad school there.


Laura - Jan 09, 2007 5:40:52 am PST #1337 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm not a big Florida fan, but they played quite well from the little I watched. And I did have to pick them over Ohio because of loyalty and stuff.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 5:50:04 am PST #1338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car’s windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It’s time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

www.youparklikeanasshole.com

Also, you can post/view photos of assholey parking....


Kat - Jan 09, 2007 5:57:50 am PST #1339 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ooh saline nose spray! that might work. The pregnancy pillow I have, which is essentially the world's largest body pillow, absolutely rocks because I don't find myself rolling around so much.

I took Benadryl because it was on the list my doc said was okay. That might be the other reason I was able to fall back asleep for almost 2 hours.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2007 6:04:34 am PST #1340 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Kat, a couple of people I know swear by a neti pot for chemical free sinus clearing and overall sinus health.


JZ - Jan 09, 2007 6:19:33 am PST #1341 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thirding or fourthing the saline spray rec -- I have bad allergies anyway, but during pregnancy I swear my sinuses turned into blocks of solid concrete. Saline spray did wonders for returning them to something at least vaguely resembling fleshy passageways.

It's thin comfort now, but it is really, truly true that the horrid congestion and drippiness and other sinus miseries that come on with pregnancy resolve instantly with delivery -- by the time I was in the recovery room waiting for the feeling to return to my arms and legs, I was breathing again.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:34:40 am PST #1342 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am linking to this Wonkette thing just because it has a cool picture of an Orc holding a small crying child: [link]


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 6:41:30 am PST #1343 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lurtz!