I am linking to this Wonkette thing just because it has a cool picture of an Orc holding a small crying child: [link]
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:34:40 am PST #1342 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 6:41:30 am PST #1343 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lurtz!
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:46:02 am PST #1344 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe that picture from the new LotR movie: Three Orcs and a Baby.
amych - Jan 09, 2007 6:46:51 am PST #1345 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sigh. Lurtz. What a hottie.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:49:16 am PST #1346 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What a hottie.
Plus he's good with kids!
I mean, he hasn't eaten that one. Yet.
Laura - Jan 09, 2007 6:51:04 am PST #1347 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
truly true that the horrid congestion and drippiness and other sinus miseries that come on with pregnancy resolve instantly with delivery
That part is very cool. The congestion I did fix with acupuncture, but the other annoyances were insta-gone. Like the stupid diabetes, the doctor said I could have sugar coated sugar immediately after birth. Of course the down side is having to go through labor to get there.
amych - Jan 09, 2007 6:56:29 am PST #1348 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I mean, he hasn't eaten that one. Yet.
That qualifies as "good".
Aims - Jan 09, 2007 6:58:23 am PST #1349 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How can I get my work computer to play my iPod? I used to be able to do it with the Nano, but Vernish ain't givin up the goods.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 7:03:57 am PST #1350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay amych! Well done!
Jessica - Jan 09, 2007 7:17:58 am PST #1351 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Of course the down side is having to go through labor to get there.
At this point, there's a lot I'm willing to endure if the end result is not being pregnant anymore*. And I'm only just barely halfway done. OY.
(*and having a baby when I'm done.)