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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 5:50:04 am PST #1338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car’s windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It’s time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

www.youparklikeanasshole.com

Also, you can post/view photos of assholey parking....


Kat - Jan 09, 2007 5:57:50 am PST #1339 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ooh saline nose spray! that might work. The pregnancy pillow I have, which is essentially the world's largest body pillow, absolutely rocks because I don't find myself rolling around so much.

I took Benadryl because it was on the list my doc said was okay. That might be the other reason I was able to fall back asleep for almost 2 hours.


beekaytee - Jan 09, 2007 6:04:34 am PST #1340 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Kat, a couple of people I know swear by a neti pot for chemical free sinus clearing and overall sinus health.


JZ - Jan 09, 2007 6:19:33 am PST #1341 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Thirding or fourthing the saline spray rec -- I have bad allergies anyway, but during pregnancy I swear my sinuses turned into blocks of solid concrete. Saline spray did wonders for returning them to something at least vaguely resembling fleshy passageways.

It's thin comfort now, but it is really, truly true that the horrid congestion and drippiness and other sinus miseries that come on with pregnancy resolve instantly with delivery -- by the time I was in the recovery room waiting for the feeling to return to my arms and legs, I was breathing again.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:34:40 am PST #1342 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am linking to this Wonkette thing just because it has a cool picture of an Orc holding a small crying child: [link]


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2007 6:41:30 am PST #1343 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lurtz!


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:46:02 am PST #1344 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe that picture from the new LotR movie: Three Orcs and a Baby.


amych - Jan 09, 2007 6:46:51 am PST #1345 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Sigh. Lurtz. What a hottie.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2007 6:49:16 am PST #1346 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What a hottie.

Plus he's good with kids!

I mean, he hasn't eaten that one. Yet.


Laura - Jan 09, 2007 6:51:04 am PST #1347 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

truly true that the horrid congestion and drippiness and other sinus miseries that come on with pregnancy resolve instantly with delivery

That part is very cool. The congestion I did fix with acupuncture, but the other annoyances were insta-gone. Like the stupid diabetes, the doctor said I could have sugar coated sugar immediately after birth. Of course the down side is having to go through labor to get there.