Points to bon! Yay!
Fill in the blank. Same person twice.
[________]: Well, I once had a girl scout leader who took a 9mm on all our hikes because she was scared of the bats in the woods, and no one could convince that they didn't at least have eggs (maybe they purchased them from spiders) to deposit in one's hair.
Matt: Ah, being led through the woods by a gun-toting moron. How reassuring.
[_________]: I liked her. She was a bit nuts, but very fun. She ended meetings with having one of the girls feed her husband's boa constrictor a live mouse, and instead of making Christmas tree ornaments, we made fireworks. Come the rapture, we were the troop to be in.