She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:50:19 pm PST #1200 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Allyson?


Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 1:50:57 pm PST #1201 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

shrift?


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 1:51:50 pm PST #1202 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

NKOTB could be Kristen. She lurves the boy bands.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:52:18 pm PST #1203 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

billytea on a roll. Points for Brenda as well.

eta: Allyson, how could you not recognize your own snark?

Another fill in the blank. Quotes 1 and 3 are by the same person. So two people to guess here.

[________]: After a drunken evening of free-association, I now read "lol" as "languidly oculated Latvians". This makes the Internet a mysterious and complicated place.
[______]: I like this. ROTFL now means Rotating Osculating Titillating Flagrant Latvians.

[_______]: Wow. Those are some promiscuous Latvians. Mine are just lazy and have eyes or eye-like attributes.


juliana - Jan 08, 2007 1:53:59 pm PST #1204 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

#2 is Betsy, I think #1/#3 is Emily.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:54:32 pm PST #1205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Juliana En Fuego! Double points.

"Huh. The neverending torrent of spam to my work account has just offered me "a free puppy starter kit". Wouldn't that be, like, two mature dogs? "


Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 1:55:30 pm PST #1206 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I often go back and read something I read, and don't remember writing it.

I think maybe I'm a cheap literary Sybil.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:55:35 pm PST #1207 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Steph?


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:56:39 pm PST #1208 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I often go back and read something I read, and don't remember writing it.

Allyson:writing as ita:bruises.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:56:52 pm PST #1209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm, does have a Steph like quality but no.

Allyson, that was a good one and you might want to sneak it into your final draft. Maybe as random back cover copy.