"It's crap, but it lasts forever. It's the American way."
The producers of Everybody Loves Raymond?
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:38:35 pm PST #1181 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:39:59 pm PST #1182 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Jesse?
DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:40:27 pm PST #1183 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Quarter point for snark, bt, but no.
Here's one I forgot about (no guessing on this one, of course) while you try to figure out crap.
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Emmett told me the most elaborate, funny, bizarro horror story tonight. "And then the ash monster had lightning that came out of his eyes and lava balls shooting through his fingertips, and he roared like a wolf in pain at the spirit ghost of Dr. Frankenstein...."
Emmett: "And *then* they picked up the Golden Spear...
Me: "Where did they get that?"
Emmett: "The golden spear room."
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Back to your regularly scheduled crap...
juliana - Jan 08, 2007 1:40:59 pm PST #1184 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
connie neil?
DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:41:32 pm PST #1185 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mrrrrnt.
Wrong, DJ.
I think that's a fairly distinctive voice. C'mon folks.
eta: Wrong Juliana.
Two more guesses.
Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:42:14 pm PST #1186 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I love that one, and have often used "The *** room!" to answer where things came from when I have no actual clue.
bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 1:42:27 pm PST #1187 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
erika?
Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:42:42 pm PST #1188 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
bon?
Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:43:04 pm PST #1189 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hee
eta-which is to say, obviously not.
bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 1:44:50 pm PST #1190 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
(I think this is a fun game, but anyone who can quickly tell me what the opposite of successor is in legal terms wins points from ME. It can't be progenitor, I don't think, b/c that implies genetics.)