Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:46:36 pm PST #1194 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bon, predecessor?


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:46:45 pm PST #1195 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Madrigal. Has to be.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:48:23 pm PST #1196 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Points to bon and bt. It was our most missed Madrigal.

Le sigh. Next!

"I always hear that smokes are more addictive than heroin. But with heroin, you get health insurance carriers and work programs designed to give you 30 days of care and methadone and shit.
With smokes, people tell you to Hang Tough like New Kids on the Block and give you a lollipop. Fuckers. I want methadone and a stark white room in a clinic. Except instead of everyone sitting in a circle, smoking, and telling war stories, we all sit around a circle and shoot heroin and tell war stories. "


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #1197 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Kristen?


amych - Jan 08, 2007 1:49:27 pm PST #1198 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

shrift?


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:49:32 pm PST #1199 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Allyson. NKOTB gives it away.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:50:19 pm PST #1200 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Allyson?


Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 1:50:57 pm PST #1201 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

shrift?


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 1:51:50 pm PST #1202 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

NKOTB could be Kristen. She lurves the boy bands.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:52:18 pm PST #1203 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

billytea on a roll. Points for Brenda as well.

eta: Allyson, how could you not recognize your own snark?

Another fill in the blank. Quotes 1 and 3 are by the same person. So two people to guess here.

[________]: After a drunken evening of free-association, I now read "lol" as "languidly oculated Latvians". This makes the Internet a mysterious and complicated place.
[______]: I like this. ROTFL now means Rotating Osculating Titillating Flagrant Latvians.

[_______]: Wow. Those are some promiscuous Latvians. Mine are just lazy and have eyes or eye-like attributes.