I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 1:02:42 pm PST #1144 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I had pinapple and grapes for breakfast!


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:04:11 pm PST #1145 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've just burned my neck making Vichyssoise.

Was there some contortionist ladle accident?


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:04:34 pm PST #1146 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a banana and a handful of blueberries every morning with my cereal. Only two servings? I thought I was under.

I almost made it out of the house. Need to go to the bank, do laundry, even hit the gym.

I can't. I'm too thirsty. And, well, there's that whole migraine thing and I'm way over on my abortives.


msbelle - Jan 08, 2007 1:05:33 pm PST #1147 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I had blackberries in my yogurt this am, then a banana mid-morning, finally a clementine at lunch. WHEE!


megan walker - Jan 08, 2007 1:06:57 pm PST #1148 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Was there some contortionist ladle accident?

More like a butter-leaping-out-of-a-too-hot-pan-to-attack-my-neck accident. Sometimes I wonder how I even made it out of middle school.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:07:17 pm PST #1149 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I had a veggie burger for lunch. It had tomatoes on it. Does that count?


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:00 pm PST #1150 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've had a banana and some carrots.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:11 pm PST #1151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was there some contortionist ladle accident?

I would have guessed artificial gravity failure on her spaceship.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:38 pm PST #1152 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Tomato = fruit. Check!


juliana - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:54 pm PST #1153 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I had some OJ this morning, a satsuma, and an apple. I am now eating veggie tofu & stir-fried green beans. Phear my leet produce eating!