You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:04:34 pm PST #1146 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a banana and a handful of blueberries every morning with my cereal. Only two servings? I thought I was under.

I almost made it out of the house. Need to go to the bank, do laundry, even hit the gym.

I can't. I'm too thirsty. And, well, there's that whole migraine thing and I'm way over on my abortives.


msbelle - Jan 08, 2007 1:05:33 pm PST #1147 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I had blackberries in my yogurt this am, then a banana mid-morning, finally a clementine at lunch. WHEE!


megan walker - Jan 08, 2007 1:06:57 pm PST #1148 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Was there some contortionist ladle accident?

More like a butter-leaping-out-of-a-too-hot-pan-to-attack-my-neck accident. Sometimes I wonder how I even made it out of middle school.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:07:17 pm PST #1149 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I had a veggie burger for lunch. It had tomatoes on it. Does that count?


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:00 pm PST #1150 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I've had a banana and some carrots.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:11 pm PST #1151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was there some contortionist ladle accident?

I would have guessed artificial gravity failure on her spaceship.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:38 pm PST #1152 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Tomato = fruit. Check!


juliana - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:54 pm PST #1153 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I had some OJ this morning, a satsuma, and an apple. I am now eating veggie tofu & stir-fried green beans. Phear my leet produce eating!


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 1:10:49 pm PST #1154 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This is such a good reminder. I'm going to reinstitute my fruit smoothie for breakfast policy...now that I'm not getting out the door to the law office anymore...NO Excuses!


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:11:48 pm PST #1155 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somehow juice got too sweet. Unless it's freshly squeezed OJ. In Jamaica. Not sure why.

My sister reports discomfort, not pain, with her broken toe. My mother recently had her knee replaced. She reported no pain all the way up to the surgery.

Who are these freaks? Or is my scale off? What is this discomfort thing they experience? I don't have that, unless I'm sitting in the wrong position or something, or there's a pebble in my shoe. Mostly it's no pain, or pain and then how much.