Was there some contortionist ladle accident?
More like a butter-leaping-out-of-a-too-hot-pan-to-attack-my-neck accident. Sometimes I wonder how I even made it out of middle school.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Jan 08, 2007 1:06:57 pm PST #1148 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:07:17 pm PST #1149 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I had a veggie burger for lunch. It had tomatoes on it. Does that count?
Aims - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:00 pm PST #1150 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've had a banana and some carrots.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:11 pm PST #1151 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Was there some contortionist ladle accident?
I would have guessed artificial gravity failure on her spaceship.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:38 pm PST #1152 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Tomato = fruit. Check!
juliana - Jan 08, 2007 1:08:54 pm PST #1153 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I had some OJ this morning, a satsuma, and an apple. I am now eating veggie tofu & stir-fried green beans. Phear my leet produce eating!
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 1:10:49 pm PST #1154 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
This is such a good reminder. I'm going to reinstitute my fruit smoothie for breakfast policy...now that I'm not getting out the door to the law office anymore...NO Excuses!
§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:11:48 pm PST #1155 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Somehow juice got too sweet. Unless it's freshly squeezed OJ. In Jamaica. Not sure why.
My sister reports discomfort, not pain, with her broken toe. My mother recently had her knee replaced. She reported no pain all the way up to the surgery.
Who are these freaks? Or is my scale off? What is this discomfort thing they experience? I don't have that, unless I'm sitting in the wrong position or something, or there's a pebble in my shoe. Mostly it's no pain, or pain and then how much.
-t - Jan 08, 2007 1:11:49 pm PST #1156 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I had blueberry juice for breakfast and will probably have pomegranate juice for lunch. The Green Plant stuff I will definitely have is actually full of peach juice, so that might count.
I thought we were supposed to have 3 servings of fruit and 2+ servings of veggies. But I may be working off of old information.
DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:20:53 pm PST #1157 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It had tomatoes on it. Does that count?
No. Anything you put on a hamburger (or veggieburger) does not count for Fruit Audit.