I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Other Media 2: It's Astounishing!

Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!

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Kalshane - Apr 02, 2010 2:52:16 am PDT #2870 of 5059
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

That's awesome.


Steph L. - Apr 02, 2010 5:05:10 am PDT #2871 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I would totally read that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2010 5:46:38 am PDT #2872 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh me too. I think I'd enjoy that premise more than the last actual LEG project I read.

Though for dream casting I'd replace "Lisa" with Jessica Fletcher.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2010 8:04:44 am PDT #2873 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Lisa is the only one I don't get.

I would, however, replace Jack Burton with Snake Plissken.


victor infante - Apr 02, 2010 8:07:57 am PDT #2874 of 5059
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Lisa is the only one I don't get.

It's the girl they create in "Weird Science."

I would, however, replace Jack Burton with Snake Plissken.

We have a winner!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2010 8:25:10 am PDT #2875 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's the girl they create in "Weird Science."

Ah, now I get it. Been WAY too long.

I like Matt's idea, only because Sarah Conner in the 80s wasn't badass yet.

We have a winner!

Hell, I'd take Ash over Jack Burton (especially chainsaw-arm!Ash), though I do like Jack Burton a lot. I might even take MacReady.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2010 8:26:58 am PDT #2876 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Jack Burton would work a lot better with a group than Snake.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2010 8:28:50 am PDT #2877 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Jack Burton would work a lot better with a group than Snake.

As opposed to Mr. Hyde? Or even Capt. Nemo? I was going with Alan Moore's dysfunctional group dynamics.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 02, 2010 8:30:35 am PDT #2878 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Eh, maybe he's just too Wolverine-ish for my taste. Plus, Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies.


victor infante - Apr 02, 2010 8:41:47 am PDT #2879 of 5059
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

In retrospect, I think the problem with Snake is that the "Escape From ..." movies are set in the future, and the logic of the "League" is that the fictional characters all exist when they're set. (The exception being the stuff from Orwell's "1984" in "Black Dossier," which Moore took back to its original roots -- it was the publisher who wanted to push the story out a few deacdes into the future.)