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Goodbye and Good Riddance 2006: You're ON THE LIST!!!

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Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2006? Don't think we've forgotten about you.

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Consuela - Dec 15, 2006 3:12:45 pm PST #16 of 513

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I will be bending my will to that end in 2007.

I know this isn't an advice thread, but David, I highly recommend John Scalzi's blog -- he's got some solid advice on making a living doing freelance writing, even if some of what he's writing isn't what you would be writing. He's an SF writer, although he also does dvd and game reviews and a lot of nonfiction.

Nutty - Dec 16, 2006 3:33:42 pm PST #17 of 513

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have Christmas presents pretty much assembled and wrapped, with the exception of the ONE RELATIVE WHO READS THIS BOARD.

Grrrr. Idea fairy, where are you?

Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:28:55 pm PST #18 of 513

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

2006: re Bitches, Dec, 16. 2 am.

2007, let me be less stupid.

Ailleann - Dec 18, 2006 6:12:14 am PST #19 of 513

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Ok, peeps. This is kind of the opposite reason for this thread, but I've got a SERIOUS case of the Holiday Bah-Humbugs, and I'm looking for some cheering up. Does anyone have a heartwarming holiday story? Anyone? Bueller?

Jessica - Dec 18, 2006 6:18:42 am PST #20 of 513

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Yesterday I went to a holiday party where at the end of the night, we all pooled our money and donated a cow, two sheep, 4 months of fresh water, and an emergency toilet through Oxfam Unwrapped.

sumi - Dec 18, 2006 6:18:59 am PST #21 of 513

Art Crawl!!!

Well, no. But I'm listening to "Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses. That always cheers me up.

flea - Dec 18, 2006 6:19:34 am PST #22 of 513

information libertarian

Attempt at heartwarmingness:

mr. flea: Who comes at Christmas?
Casper: Santa and his little elves!
mr. flea: What do they bring?
Casper: Um, presents?
mr. flea: For who?
Casper: For the children!
me: There are other things we celebrate about Christmas. Like, the birth of the baby Jesus...
Casper: And some people celebrate a harmonica!! [makes shy face, because she knows something about that is wrong]
mr. flea: I was telling her about Chanukah the other night.

Fred Pete - Dec 18, 2006 6:22:34 am PST #23 of 513

Ann, that's a ferret.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (the MST3K version preferred) has been good for my holiday humbugs, even if it isn't particularly heartwarming.

Polter-Cow - Dec 18, 2006 6:23:10 am PST #24 of 513

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Does anyone have a heartwarming holiday story? Anyone? Bueller?

Here you go.

DXMachina - Dec 18, 2006 6:25:19 am PST #25 of 513

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Chanukah.

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