Yesterday I went to a holiday party where at the end of the night, we all pooled our money and donated a cow, two sheep, 4 months of fresh water, and an emergency toilet through Oxfam Unwrapped.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2006: You're ON THE LIST!!!
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2006? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2006 6:18:42 am PST #20 of 513
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
sumi - Dec 18, 2006 6:18:59 am PST #21 of 513
Art Crawl!!!
Well, no. But I'm listening to "Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses. That always cheers me up.
flea - Dec 18, 2006 6:19:34 am PST #22 of 513
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Attempt at heartwarmingness:
mr. flea: Who comes at Christmas?
Casper: Santa and his little elves!
mr. flea: What do they bring?
Casper: Um, presents?
mr. flea: For who?
Casper: For the children!
me: There are other things we celebrate about Christmas. Like, the birth of the baby Jesus...
Casper: And some people celebrate a harmonica!! [makes shy face, because she knows something about that is wrong]
mr. flea: I was telling her about Chanukah the other night.
Fred Pete - Dec 18, 2006 6:22:34 am PST #23 of 513
Ann, that's a ferret.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (the MST3K version preferred) has been good for my holiday humbugs, even if it isn't particularly heartwarming.
Polter-Cow - Dec 18, 2006 6:23:10 am PST #24 of 513
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
DXMachina - Dec 18, 2006 6:25:19 am PST #25 of 513
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Chanukah.
JenP - Dec 18, 2006 6:26:49 am PST #26 of 513
And some people celebrate a harmonica!! [makes shy face, because she knows something about that is wrong]
So adorable!
Ailleann - Dec 18, 2006 8:09:23 am PST #27 of 513
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Oh, P-C I remember reading that story! So awesome! It's nice to remember that there's lots of people out there that don't suck.
I had a gingerbread milkshake at lunch, I'm gonna put on some Christmas music, and I just wished a Happy Chanukah to my Jewish friend, so I'm feeling much more festive.
I think I'm in need of a good viewing of Holiday Inn...
Aims - Dec 18, 2006 8:23:33 am PST #28 of 513
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And White Christmas!!
vw bug - Dec 18, 2006 8:25:51 am PST #29 of 513
Mostly lurking...
I LOVE those two movies! I used to watch them all the time as a kid--all year round.