Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Dec 21, 2006 10:56:36 am PST #7497 of 10007
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think a cocktail needs a garnish. Twist of lemon for the 7&7 and a lime wedge for the rum & coke. Therefore if you take a swig of diet coke, add some vanilla vodka and squeeze a little lime before you swallow that'd be a cocktail.


Aims - Dec 21, 2006 10:56:41 am PST #7498 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.

antique implements

Pete makes all the cocktails?


bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 10:56:54 am PST #7499 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's why you have simple syrup. Rose's is yuck compared to real lime.

As a serious gimlet drinker, I respectfully dissent.


Daisy Jane - Dec 21, 2006 10:57:43 am PST #7500 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I will agree with Hec, though I'm likely biased since even at home, mine are made by a professional.


Steph L. - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:44 am PST #7501 of 10007
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I avoid the problem by drinking beer or wine at home. Though wine involves a glass, which is a dish to wash. (I refuse to drink wine out of the bottle, because even though I can eat a whole family-size box of Oreos in one sitting, there's just something unseemly about drinking a nicely aged cabernet right out of its bottle.)


Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:51 am PST #7502 of 10007
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

And I am going to have to agree with bon bon, at least when the gimlets are made by me. I LIKE the Rose's.


Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:52 am PST #7503 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In other news, now I have the special events assistant sitting outside my office door, and she's making follow-up calls to some invitations we sent out. Practically everyone she's calling is Someone, and I can tell she has no clue who any of them are. It's kind of funny, really.


Atropa - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:53 am PST #7504 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete makes all the cocktails?

I'm going to tell him you said that, missy.

But no, I'm the drink-concoctor in the household. Last night's Tasty Beverage was vanilla vodka spiked with sweet carob balsamic vinegar. It smelled exactly like perfume I'd wear. It tasted pretty good, too.


DavidS - Dec 21, 2006 11:00:50 am PST #7505 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But they aren't made better by being put in a glass!

Yes, they are. They need to be over ice. Are you shoving crushed ice into your Diet Vanilla Coke too?

Rum and coke is made better by adding a lime, but then you have three ingredients! Is what I was getting at.

It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it. When you are finished you have a beautiful and satisfying drink, and your parents aren't ashamed of you when they come over unexpectedly and catch you swigging vodka out of your Diet Vanilla Coke like a teenager at a high school football game.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2006 11:03:30 am PST #7506 of 10007
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it.

But then, once your dishes have built up, it takes 100 thousand minutes to work up the effort to wash them. Dishes suck.