It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it.
That presupposes having ice and limes in the house, and then creates both a glass and a knife to wash.
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Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:12 am PST #7507 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:17 am PST #7508 of 10007
Always Anti-fascist!
I never did that. I suppose it's not too late.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:42 am PST #7509 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
antique implements
Pete makes all the cocktails?
Aimée: ON THE LIST.
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:06:11 am PST #7510 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When you are finished you have a beautiful and satisfying drink, and your parents aren't ashamed of you when they come over unexpectedly and catch you swigging vodka out of your Diet Vanilla Coke like a teenager at a high school football game.
Oh, also, I truly have no shame. It was less than a year ago that I was hustling my boyfriend out of bed and out of my house because my parents showed up when I wasn't expecting them.
Aims - Dec 21, 2006 11:08:19 am PST #7511 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aimée: ON THE LIST.
I'm ALWAYS ON THE LIST.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2006 11:09:54 am PST #7512 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gimlets need sugar, dammit!
No! I'm with Hec and the Jane on this one.
Gimlets shouldn't cost $10, right? It was fucking tasty, but that seemed steep. Got to make sure I never buy those when someone else is paying.
It was less than a year ago that I was hustling my boyfriend out of bed and out of my house because my parents showed up when I wasn't expecting them.
Oh, that's too funny. And precisely the sort of thing I'd do had I a guy to shove out of my house. And I'm nearly 40.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 11:11:12 am PST #7513 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
I'm ALWAYS ON THE LIST.
No, sometimes you're not, but those times are so short-lived that no one bothers to tell you!
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:11:24 am PST #7514 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Gimlets shouldn't cost $10, right?
Nice place, name-brand vodka, it's not crazy. At least it's mostly a glass of booze. Ten bucks for a froofy drink that's mostly juice and bullshit kills me.
bon bon - Dec 21, 2006 11:11:59 am PST #7515 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Gimlets shouldn't cost $10, right? It was fucking tasty, but that seemed steep. Got to make sure I never buy those when someone else is paying.
No, it should cost whatever a non-special cocktail costs, like $6-$7.
ETA: Gimlets should cost whatever a shot costs, the $10 is for froofy menu cocktails. Also, if you don't want sugar in the drink, it's vodka with lime juice, not a freaking vodka gimlet.
Aims - Dec 21, 2006 11:13:15 am PST #7516 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No, sometimes you're not, but those times are so short-lived that no one bothers to tell you!
Well bugger that for a game of soilders. I want to know when I'm not ON THE LIST!