In other news, now I have the special events assistant sitting outside my office door, and she's making follow-up calls to some invitations we sent out. Practically everyone she's calling is Someone, and I can tell she has no clue who any of them are. It's kind of funny, really.
Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:52 am PST #7503 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Atropa - Dec 21, 2006 10:59:53 am PST #7504 of 10007
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Pete makes all the cocktails?
I'm going to tell him you said that, missy.
But no, I'm the drink-concoctor in the household. Last night's Tasty Beverage was vanilla vodka spiked with sweet carob balsamic vinegar. It smelled exactly like perfume I'd wear. It tasted pretty good, too.
DavidS - Dec 21, 2006 11:00:50 am PST #7505 of 10007
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But they aren't made better by being put in a glass!
Yes, they are. They need to be over ice. Are you shoving crushed ice into your Diet Vanilla Coke too?
Rum and coke is made better by adding a lime, but then you have three ingredients! Is what I was getting at.
It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it. When you are finished you have a beautiful and satisfying drink, and your parents aren't ashamed of you when they come over unexpectedly and catch you swigging vodka out of your Diet Vanilla Coke like a teenager at a high school football game.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 21, 2006 11:03:30 am PST #7506 of 10007
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it.
But then, once your dishes have built up, it takes 100 thousand minutes to work up the effort to wash them. Dishes suck.
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:12 am PST #7507 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It takes exactly three minutes to put ice in a glass, put in your shot (or two) of rum, and squeeze a lime into it.
That presupposes having ice and limes in the house, and then creates both a glass and a knife to wash.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:17 am PST #7508 of 10007
Always Anti-fascist!
I never did that. I suppose it's not too late.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 21, 2006 11:04:42 am PST #7509 of 10007
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
antique implements
Pete makes all the cocktails?
Aimée: ON THE LIST.
Jesse - Dec 21, 2006 11:06:11 am PST #7510 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When you are finished you have a beautiful and satisfying drink, and your parents aren't ashamed of you when they come over unexpectedly and catch you swigging vodka out of your Diet Vanilla Coke like a teenager at a high school football game.
Oh, also, I truly have no shame. It was less than a year ago that I was hustling my boyfriend out of bed and out of my house because my parents showed up when I wasn't expecting them.
Aims - Dec 21, 2006 11:08:19 am PST #7511 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aimée: ON THE LIST.
I'm ALWAYS ON THE LIST.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2006 11:09:54 am PST #7512 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gimlets need sugar, dammit!
No! I'm with Hec and the Jane on this one.
Gimlets shouldn't cost $10, right? It was fucking tasty, but that seemed steep. Got to make sure I never buy those when someone else is paying.
It was less than a year ago that I was hustling my boyfriend out of bed and out of my house because my parents showed up when I wasn't expecting them.
Oh, that's too funny. And precisely the sort of thing I'd do had I a guy to shove out of my house. And I'm nearly 40.