My fantasies were ranging from HulkSmash! to imagining a Macgyver to drain the battery very quickly.
OK, here's a plan:
They have this stuff that used for insulating the insides of walls. It consists of two chemicals - when you mix them together it turns into rapidly expaning foam, which then hardens. All you do is buy a cheap car cover and put it on the offending car. Then mix up the chemicals, pour it through a hole in the top of the cover, seal up the hole and wait. Soon the car will be cocooned in hard, sound-absorbing foam.
Awsome. If only Clark-Devon hardware were open between midnight and 3am.
Matt Damon does Matthew McConaughey. (Impression)
I totally read this and went "OOH!" and then saw the "(Impression)" and was all disappointed. But it was really funny anyway! Huh.
Hey, in a world where Miss USA is making out in clubs with Miss Teen USA, you never know!
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
I'm guessing the first one. You know they live together, with Miss Universe, in Trump Tower? The other thing is that Miss USA is 20 and Miss Teen USA is 18, so it's not like it's molestation.
What, like all the title holders have to move away from home and live with The Donald for a year? shudder
They all LIVE together? OMG, I'm shocked more porn hasn't already been written about this. Jeeeeez.
Hee.
I remembered to try that Matt Damon link this morning. Very funny.
Sherlock Holmes Vs. Cthulhu!
James Bond Vs. Cthulhu
I'm holding out for Remington Steel vs. Cthulhu.
What, like all the title holders have to move away from home and live with The Donald for a year? shudder
They all LIVE together? OMG, I'm shocked more porn hasn't already been written about this. Jeeeeez.
Well, thing one is that they're probably out of town a lot. Thing two is that The Donald lives somewhere else, I'm sure. But yes, and yes. The Donald owns the pageants, The Donald owns the girls. I'm sure the Trump apartment is way nicer than they could afford on their own, anyway.