None of it means a damn thing.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Dec 19, 2006 5:12:18 am PST #6921 of 10007

That's what I use(though mine is taller.) Which reminds me, must remember to pack spare.


Theodosia - Dec 19, 2006 5:22:20 am PST #6922 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, in my heart I really do believe that if I could drink coffee, I'd be an adult. That and a couple way more significant life passages, but scarily that's one of the prime ones.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2006 5:23:54 am PST #6923 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Okay, I take it back about the Melitta cones -- I want one of these! Vintage!


Dana - Dec 19, 2006 5:24:44 am PST #6924 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

so tired omg. The night before a six-hour drive is just the best time to have insomnia.


Jesse - Dec 19, 2006 5:33:37 am PST #6925 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The Melitta cone seems like a good idea for me, but then I'd need a kettle, huh?


Cashmere - Dec 19, 2006 5:39:35 am PST #6926 of 10007
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, just fucking ugh.


Gudanov - Dec 19, 2006 5:48:08 am PST #6927 of 10007
Coding and Sleeping

It looks like there's going to be some saber rattling at Iran.

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The mess keeps getting messier.


tommyrot - Dec 19, 2006 5:50:27 am PST #6928 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For decades Japan's love hotels have provided a place for couples to enjoy anonymous, uninterrupted sex. Politician and secretary, teacher and student, husband and hooker -- all are welcome, as long as they pay in cash and leave when the time limit is up. But 2006 spawned a new type of love hotel. Decorated with theme park interiors and equipped with game consoles, karaoke boxes and sex machines -- these establishments provide kinky fun for all types, from fetishists and sadomasochists to the ordinary couple seeking sexual adventure.

In her new book, Love Hotels, American photographer Misty Keasler portrays some of the newest, most creative love hotels in Japan. Here's a sneak peek.

[link] Worksafe - except some of the thumbnails, when clicked, are not.

School girl fantasies pervade every culture, but there's something about the sailor uniform that makes boys go wild. This room replicates a typical Japanese public high school classroom. Notice how the clock is set to 3:40 p.m., right around the time when most students have left the building and you can have your horny after-school detention student all to yourself.

OK, that's to be expected. But this:

The pink-and-white cherry-covered bedspread creates a kinky contrast with the blood red cuffs that adorn its four corners in the Hello Kitty S&M Room. A stuffed version of the celebrated pussy watches voyeuristically from her swing above.

I dunno - I think I'd be laughing too hard to "perform" in such a room....

Everyone knows that aliens perform kinky body exams when they kidnap humans. Here, in the Alien Abduction Play Area, lovers can fiddle with the fake knobs, watch Star Wars, and reenact the pleasurable horrors of intergalactic seduction. Don't forget to take advantage of the breast padding on the platform for otherwordly experiments.

Huh.


aurelia - Dec 19, 2006 5:51:36 am PST #6929 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

You're in the midwest, right? Someone must have rifle around somewhere.

Ha. Chicago is one of the places where they try to discourage that sort of thing. At some point during the 3:30ish round the veryloudcar got a ticket and I didn't hear another round after 6am so either it was towed or the owner moved it.

My fantasies were ranging from HulkSmash! to imagining a Macgyver to drain the battery very quickly.

Laura, I used to have that same coffeemaker. It was fancy.


Theodosia - Dec 19, 2006 5:53:35 am PST #6930 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I don't suppose under the circumstances that any of the neighbors would have narced, had you taken a tire iron to strategic portions of the offending car.