Awsome. If only Clark-Devon hardware were open between midnight and 3am.
Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2006 6:00:53 am PST #6932 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
meara - Dec 19, 2006 6:02:00 am PST #6933 of 10007
Matt Damon does Matthew McConaughey. (Impression)
I totally read this and went "OOH!" and then saw the "(Impression)" and was all disappointed. But it was really funny anyway! Huh.
Hey, in a world where Miss USA is making out in clubs with Miss Teen USA, you never know!
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2006 6:02:27 am PST #6934 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2006 6:04:12 am PST #6935 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
I'm guessing the first one. You know they live together, with Miss Universe, in Trump Tower? The other thing is that Miss USA is 20 and Miss Teen USA is 18, so it's not like it's molestation.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2006 6:06:17 am PST #6936 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What, like all the title holders have to move away from home and live with The Donald for a year? shudder
meara - Dec 19, 2006 6:07:05 am PST #6937 of 10007
They all LIVE together? OMG, I'm shocked more porn hasn't already been written about this. Jeeeeez.
sumi - Dec 19, 2006 6:09:55 am PST #6938 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!
Hee.
I remembered to try that Matt Damon link this morning. Very funny.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2006 6:11:00 am PST #6939 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Sherlock Holmes Vs. Cthulhu!
James Bond Vs. Cthulhu
I'm holding out for Remington Steel vs. Cthulhu.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2006 6:14:05 am PST #6940 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What, like all the title holders have to move away from home and live with The Donald for a year? shudder
They all LIVE together? OMG, I'm shocked more porn hasn't already been written about this. Jeeeeez.
Well, thing one is that they're probably out of town a lot. Thing two is that The Donald lives somewhere else, I'm sure. But yes, and yes. The Donald owns the pageants, The Donald owns the girls. I'm sure the Trump apartment is way nicer than they could afford on their own, anyway.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 19, 2006 6:48:04 am PST #6941 of 10007
What is even happening?
I'm a huge fan of the Melitta cone -- cheaper than a French press, and without the grittiness factor.
This pretty much kept me alive when Ben was an infant.
Oh, just fucking ugh.
Remind me why I'm against vigilante justice, please. I know I am, but I just blacked out, when I tried to remember on my own.
We were watching the news last night (by accident; I don't actually allow myself to watch it much, because I get to het up), and there was a story about a local home invasion. [link]
A man broke into a house, and held a mother and her nine month old baby at knifepoint. The woman and her baby had been sleeping in her bed (I think it was the middle of the night). Somehow, the woman managed to call 911. The newscast played a recording of the call (which mostly amounted to screams, and pleas, but it was enough for the police to arrive, save the woman and her baby, and catch the man).
At the indictment hearing, they were playing (or had played) the 911 recording, and the woman's father just freaked and attacked the man, right in open court. He was, of course, arrested, and so much of me kept thinking, "Why?"
I mean, I know why. I know. I know. I know. But some things push my buttons, and I mostly want to buy that father/grandfather a beer and say, "Good show, Papa," even though I know he made the wrong choice.