I don't suppose under the circumstances that any of the neighbors would have narced, had you taken a tire iron to strategic portions of the offending car.
Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.
'Touched'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Dec 19, 2006 5:53:35 am PST #6930 of 10007
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2006 5:58:41 am PST #6931 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My fantasies were ranging from HulkSmash! to imagining a Macgyver to drain the battery very quickly.
OK, here's a plan:
They have this stuff that used for insulating the insides of walls. It consists of two chemicals - when you mix them together it turns into rapidly expaning foam, which then hardens. All you do is buy a cheap car cover and put it on the offending car. Then mix up the chemicals, pour it through a hole in the top of the cover, seal up the hole and wait. Soon the car will be cocooned in hard, sound-absorbing foam.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2006 6:00:53 am PST #6932 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Awsome. If only Clark-Devon hardware were open between midnight and 3am.
meara - Dec 19, 2006 6:02:00 am PST #6933 of 10007
Matt Damon does Matthew McConaughey. (Impression)
I totally read this and went "OOH!" and then saw the "(Impression)" and was all disappointed. But it was really funny anyway! Huh.
Hey, in a world where Miss USA is making out in clubs with Miss Teen USA, you never know!
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
tommyrot - Dec 19, 2006 6:02:27 am PST #6934 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Dec 19, 2006 6:04:12 am PST #6935 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now there's a story I need more details on. WHY were they hanging out together? Were they making out in that "sorority girls attracting the straight boys" way, or are they actually like, hot for each other? WTF??
I'm guessing the first one. You know they live together, with Miss Universe, in Trump Tower? The other thing is that Miss USA is 20 and Miss Teen USA is 18, so it's not like it's molestation.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 19, 2006 6:06:17 am PST #6936 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
What, like all the title holders have to move away from home and live with The Donald for a year? shudder
meara - Dec 19, 2006 6:07:05 am PST #6937 of 10007
They all LIVE together? OMG, I'm shocked more porn hasn't already been written about this. Jeeeeez.
sumi - Dec 19, 2006 6:09:55 am PST #6938 of 10007
Art Crawl!!!
Hee.
I remembered to try that Matt Damon link this morning. Very funny.
aurelia - Dec 19, 2006 6:11:00 am PST #6939 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Sherlock Holmes Vs. Cthulhu!
James Bond Vs. Cthulhu
I'm holding out for Remington Steel vs. Cthulhu.