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Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 8:51:14 am PST #5733 of 10007

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I always liked caroling as a kid, but I just like singing.

Probably my favorite Christmas song is the Carol of the Bells, but I think I just like the irony of its minor key and that it sounds more like something that belongs in a horror movie.

Sometimes Christmas carols baffle me though. Best case in point, the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year."

There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories
of Christmases long long ago....

Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?

Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2006 8:51:33 am PST #5734 of 10007

brillig

they could probably use some liquid nitrogen....

Oh, yeah . . .

Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:52:18 am PST #5735 of 10007

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?

Charles Dickens.

Duh.

tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:52:47 am PST #5736 of 10007

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Waiting for the follow-up stories:

All Prius owners gay

Vegetarianism linked to homosexuality

Report: Coasts hotbeds of homo activity

Also,

"Granola, Birkenstocks, VW Microbuses linked to homosexuality"

"Voting Democratic makes you gay"

Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 8:53:11 am PST #5737 of 10007

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Charles Dickens.

Duh.

Shut it, you!

Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:53:34 am PST #5738 of 10007

Shit's all sorts of different now.

CNN BREAKING NEWS: BEING GAY MAKES YOU GAY

tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:27 am PST #5739 of 10007

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?

Also, Frank Capra.

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:34 am PST #5740 of 10007

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wouldn't the feminizing effect as induced by estrogen-heavy foodstuffs be more along the lines of higher voices, thinner beards, and a lowered sex-drive in general rather than an alteration of men's sexual orientation?

Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:34 am PST #5741 of 10007

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I like cheesy secular Christmas music. You may all blame me for the ruination of your mall and elevator soundtracks.

shrift - Dec 12, 2006 8:57:12 am PST #5742 of 10007

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I don't remember if we shattered her faith in humanity or not.

See, if you wandered past me in the street caroling that would be fine, 'cause you'd just be singing. But when someone mentions carollers at work, for some reason I picture coworkers in holiday-themed sweaters singing badly and with a manic, faux cheer

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