Those carolers are likely being paid, you realize? I've been doing it since I was 15. Malls are usually better than Christmas parties. It's hard to sing over drunk people.
One year, we were caroling in the French Quarter on Christmas Day, and this woman came up with tears in her eyes to tell us how wonderful we were for doing this out of the goodness of our hearts. I don't remember if we shattered her faith in humanity or not.
Allyson, these are drunk, singing scientists. You know how dangerous that is. Hell, there are even some engineers in the mix. Thank god the drinks are in the computer room, or they'd be setting fire to something.
I'm tempted to follow in their wake and hand them implements of destruction--matches, fire extinguishes, whipped cream and the like.
carolling in groups is one of the only places I can rock out with abandon.
There is also the shower...
I don't hate carollers--I just hate the Christmas music that's most predominant. Singing about the weather and snowmen? Yuck. Please to sing about the baby Jesus.
Those carolers are likely being paid, you realize?
Oh yeah. I ain't singing for free.
Unless it's drunken karaoke.
That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wouldn't soy products unlesbicize lesbians though?
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Wow. Just...wow.
(Not that I'm surprised, coming from WND, but still...)
'm tempted to follow in their wake and hand them implements of destruction--matches, fire extinguishes, whipped cream and the like.
If they're scientists, they could probably use some liquid nitrogen....
Waiting for the follow-up stories:
All Prius owners gay
Vegetarianism linked to homosexuality
Report: Coasts hotbeds of homo activity
There is a time and place for carollers. My workplace is not one of them.
Wouldn't soy products unlesbicize lesbians though?
This is what I was wondering.