Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?
Charles Dickens.
Duh.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:52:18 am PST #5735 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:52:47 am PST #5736 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Waiting for the follow-up stories:
All Prius owners gay
Vegetarianism linked to homosexuality
Report: Coasts hotbeds of homo activity
Also,
"Granola, Birkenstocks, VW Microbuses linked to homosexuality"
"Voting Democratic makes you gay"
Sean K - Dec 12, 2006 8:53:11 am PST #5737 of 10007
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Charles Dickens.
Duh.
Shut it, you!
Aims - Dec 12, 2006 8:53:34 am PST #5738 of 10007
Shit's all sorts of different now.
CNN BREAKING NEWS: BEING GAY MAKES YOU GAY
tommyrot - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:27 am PST #5739 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um, who tells scary ghost stories at Christmas?
Also, Frank Capra.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:34 am PST #5740 of 10007
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wouldn't the feminizing effect as induced by estrogen-heavy foodstuffs be more along the lines of higher voices, thinner beards, and a lowered sex-drive in general rather than an alteration of men's sexual orientation?
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 8:54:34 am PST #5741 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I like cheesy secular Christmas music. You may all blame me for the ruination of your mall and elevator soundtracks.
shrift - Dec 12, 2006 8:57:12 am PST #5742 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't remember if we shattered her faith in humanity or not.
See, if you wandered past me in the street caroling that would be fine, 'cause you'd just be singing. But when someone mentions carollers at work, for some reason I picture coworkers in holiday-themed sweaters singing badly and with a manic, faux cheer
Dana - Dec 12, 2006 8:57:30 am PST #5743 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Think about "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
That's a horror movie.
Jessica - Dec 12, 2006 8:57:31 am PST #5744 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Waiting for the follow-up stories:
Oh, I'd be very surprised if at least some of those hadn't already been covered.