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Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 11:59:20 am PST #449 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is cool if you're a math geek.

While I was researching yesterdays post on Archimedes integration, one of the things I read reminded me of one of the stranger things about Greek and earlier math. They had a notion that the only valid fractions were unit fractions; that is, fractions whose numerator is 1. A fraction that was written with a numerator larger than one was considered wrong. Even today, if you look in a lot of math books, they use the term "vulgar fraction" for non-unit fractions.

Obviously, there are fractions other that 1/n. The way that they represented them is now known as Egyptian fractions. An Egyptian fraction is expressed as the sum of a finite set of unit fractions. So, for example, instead of writing the vulgar fraction 2/3, the Greeks would write "1/2 + 1/6".

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We don't know that much about the origins of Egyptian fractions. What we do know is that the earliest written record of their use is in an Egyptian scroll from roughly the 18th century BC, which is why they're known as Egyptian fractions.

That scroll, known as the Rhind Papyrus is one of the most fascinating things in the entire history of mathematics. It appears to be something along the lines of a textbook of Egyptian mathematics: a set of questions written roughly in the form of test questions, and fully worked answers. The scroll includes tables of fractions written in unit-fraction sum form, as well as numerous algebra (in roughly the equational reasoning form we use today!) and geometry problems. From the wording of the scroll, it's strongly implied that the author is recording techniques well-known by the mathematicians of the day, but kept secret from the masses. (What we would call mathematicians were part of the priestly class in Egypt, usually temple scribes. Things like advanced math were considered a sort of sacred mystery, reserved to the temples.)

[link]

Mathematicians were part of the priestly class? Cool!


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 11:59:36 am PST #450 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I go to bars way too much since I was expecting an article about a truck carrying the liquor.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:01:50 pm PST #451 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now if the headline had been "Captain Morgan stops traffic on Triborough bridge"...


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 12:03:55 pm PST #452 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I would think my uncle had moved up north.


shrift - Nov 15, 2006 12:05:58 pm PST #453 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I go to bars way too much since I was expecting an article about a truck carrying the liquor.

Where I grew up, both are so prevalent you kinda have to guess which one people are talking about from context, which isn't very useful when someone's trying to tell you a story about drinking Wild Turkey while hunting wild turkey.


Strega - Nov 15, 2006 12:12:23 pm PST #454 of 10007

Aww.

VHS, 30, dies of loneliness

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tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:12:26 pm PST #455 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dan Savage's take on the Ted Haggard thing (which is worth the wait): [link]

Mostly he talks about how this discredits the "ex-gay" movement.

If giving his heart to Jesus couldn't cure Haggard, what hope is there for the likes of me? If Jesus can't be bothered to work a miracle for the most powerful evangelical minister in the country, what "hope" is there for the average dyke?

None.

The ex-gay thing is over. It's dead. It was bullshit from the start, and it's bullshit now. And I will personally track down and bitch-slap the next fundie douche who sends me an e-mail explaining how Jesus can cure me.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:25:41 pm PST #456 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to Regain Control of a Spooked Camel


Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2006 12:35:54 pm PST #457 of 10007
What is even happening?

VHS, 30, dies of loneliness
That was pretty cute. Rest in peace, VHS.

I prefer VHS for kids' stuff. My kids just aren't detail oriented enough to properly care for DVDs.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:42:17 pm PST #458 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Earlier today, I was thinking about the days when we'd watch TV shows that had been released on VHS - how if you wanted to watch the second episode on a tape you had to fast-forward through the first episoded. That just seems so weird now....

Oh, and how much friggin' space a season of TV took up on VHS....