Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.

'Potential'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:01:50 pm PST #451 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now if the headline had been "Captain Morgan stops traffic on Triborough bridge"...


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 12:03:55 pm PST #452 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I would think my uncle had moved up north.


shrift - Nov 15, 2006 12:05:58 pm PST #453 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I go to bars way too much since I was expecting an article about a truck carrying the liquor.

Where I grew up, both are so prevalent you kinda have to guess which one people are talking about from context, which isn't very useful when someone's trying to tell you a story about drinking Wild Turkey while hunting wild turkey.


Strega - Nov 15, 2006 12:12:23 pm PST #454 of 10007

Aww.

VHS, 30, dies of loneliness

[link]


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:12:26 pm PST #455 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dan Savage's take on the Ted Haggard thing (which is worth the wait): [link]

Mostly he talks about how this discredits the "ex-gay" movement.

If giving his heart to Jesus couldn't cure Haggard, what hope is there for the likes of me? If Jesus can't be bothered to work a miracle for the most powerful evangelical minister in the country, what "hope" is there for the average dyke?

None.

The ex-gay thing is over. It's dead. It was bullshit from the start, and it's bullshit now. And I will personally track down and bitch-slap the next fundie douche who sends me an e-mail explaining how Jesus can cure me.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:25:41 pm PST #456 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to Regain Control of a Spooked Camel


Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2006 12:35:54 pm PST #457 of 10007
What is even happening?

VHS, 30, dies of loneliness
That was pretty cute. Rest in peace, VHS.

I prefer VHS for kids' stuff. My kids just aren't detail oriented enough to properly care for DVDs.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2006 12:42:17 pm PST #458 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Earlier today, I was thinking about the days when we'd watch TV shows that had been released on VHS - how if you wanted to watch the second episode on a tape you had to fast-forward through the first episoded. That just seems so weird now....

Oh, and how much friggin' space a season of TV took up on VHS....


§ ita § - Nov 15, 2006 12:43:58 pm PST #459 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

TV shows on VHS? I never watched any I hadn't put there myself. For some reason I'm imagining they were expensive on VHS. Is that my imagination?


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 12:45:25 pm PST #460 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Buffy had little sets on VHS. I think the FE still has mine.

ETA: I just realized that the old FE=Favorite Ex now works for the same person with its original ME meaning FE=First Evil. Dude. I'm prescient.