The feathered butt-plug?
Oh, the one-piece idea!
Tara: Do you have any books on robots? Giles: Oh, yes, dozens. There's a lot of research to be done in order to--no, I'm lying. Haven't got squat. I just like watching Xander squirm.
'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:16:12 am PST #991 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:20:57 am PST #992 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
I wanna see Erin in a feathered butt plug.
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 10:22:50 am PST #993 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Um..wouldn't that be a feathered butt-plug IN Erin?
I'm French Vanilla now!! I know these things!
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:24:25 am PST #994 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Well, part of it would be in her.
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 10:26:54 am PST #995 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've known Erin to do anything halfway.
DavidS - Nov 11, 2006 10:28:37 am PST #996 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ and Hec need another spouse? I can fly in for Thanksgiving! I am not burly, but I am sane in all the ways that count, and exccedingly mean! But cute! And I make excellent coffee, and listen well, and can pop a trachea with three stiff fingers while cussing in badly accented ungrammatical Spanish.
Very enticing...
All this, for ham and mashed potatoes, and possibly some Greek food. I am cheap, but pleasant.
Deal!
Also as a fellow teacher you could commiserate with Emily, and as a fellow debauchee you could rampage through North Beach with Juliana.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:29:48 am PST #997 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am 34 now, people! I keep my supple yet aging ass cheeks covered by tastefully cute tangas. NO BUTT PLUGS.
Remember, I fall down a lot. I owe enough people money -- I don't need a proctologist on retainer!
Cashmere - Nov 11, 2006 10:33:05 am PST #998 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.
vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness. The quilts are gorgeous.
It's rainy and craptastic outside. Feh. But the kids are napping so DH is reading (MY new book about Israel) and watching a Discovery Channel thing on Jetblue and I'm futzing around on the net.
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:36:54 am PST #999 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Atropa - Nov 11, 2006 10:44:51 am PST #1000 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Speaking of costumes, a friend is having a "onesie" dance party next weekend. As in, each person is supposed to wear one item of clothing. Bodysuit, speedos, bathrobe, you name it. Ideas?
A dress? That's what I would do. But then, a friend of mine had a pajama party, and I came wearing multiple cotton Victorian nightgowns and a red velvet dressing gown. Everyone else was wearing bathrobes or underwear.
But yeah. A dress. That's only one item of clothing!