Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:36:54 am PST #999 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Atropa - Nov 11, 2006 10:44:51 am PST #1000 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Speaking of costumes, a friend is having a "onesie" dance party next weekend. As in, each person is supposed to wear one item of clothing. Bodysuit, speedos, bathrobe, you name it. Ideas?
A dress? That's what I would do. But then, a friend of mine had a pajama party, and I came wearing multiple cotton Victorian nightgowns and a red velvet dressing gown. Everyone else was wearing bathrobes or underwear.
But yeah. A dress. That's only one item of clothing!
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:04:31 am PST #1001 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:31:33 am PST #1002 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:32:54 am PST #1003 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
When Triple X becomes Triple S!
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 11:38:17 am PST #1004 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm so bored I'm about to make a buttplug out of this Diet Coke can.
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:39:08 am PST #1005 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.
erikaj - Nov 11, 2006 11:40:35 am PST #1006 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!
my ass hurts just thinking of that.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:41:23 am PST #1007 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
You can come over and help me clean in 15 minute heats. It's boring, but useful.
Lessee, new cleaning music. Was She Wants Revenge; now...Beck's "Guero."
Bop and wash, shake and sweep.
tommyrot - Nov 11, 2006 11:42:49 am PST #1008 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.
Perhaps not so much flexible as strong. You know, for crushing cans.