I am 34 now, people! I keep my supple yet aging ass cheeks covered by tastefully cute tangas. NO BUTT PLUGS.
Remember, I fall down a lot. I owe enough people money -- I don't need a proctologist on retainer!
Lindsey: Why--why did you... Lorne: One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be. Lindsey: You kill me? A flunky?! I'm not just...Angel...kills me. You...Angel... Lorne: Good night, folks.
'Not Fade Away'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:29:48 am PST #997 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Cashmere - Nov 11, 2006 10:33:05 am PST #998 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.
vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness. The quilts are gorgeous.
It's rainy and craptastic outside. Feh. But the kids are napping so DH is reading (MY new book about Israel) and watching a Discovery Channel thing on Jetblue and I'm futzing around on the net.
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:36:54 am PST #999 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Atropa - Nov 11, 2006 10:44:51 am PST #1000 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Speaking of costumes, a friend is having a "onesie" dance party next weekend. As in, each person is supposed to wear one item of clothing. Bodysuit, speedos, bathrobe, you name it. Ideas?
A dress? That's what I would do. But then, a friend of mine had a pajama party, and I came wearing multiple cotton Victorian nightgowns and a red velvet dressing gown. Everyone else was wearing bathrobes or underwear.
But yeah. A dress. That's only one item of clothing!
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:04:31 am PST #1001 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:31:33 am PST #1002 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:32:54 am PST #1003 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
When Triple X becomes Triple S!
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 11:38:17 am PST #1004 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm so bored I'm about to make a buttplug out of this Diet Coke can.
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:39:08 am PST #1005 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.
erikaj - Nov 11, 2006 11:40:35 am PST #1006 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!
my ass hurts just thinking of that.