Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:04:31 am PST #1001 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.

Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:31:33 am PST #1002 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:32:54 am PST #1003 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

When Triple X becomes Triple S!


Aims - Nov 11, 2006 11:38:17 am PST #1004 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm so bored I'm about to make a buttplug out of this Diet Coke can.


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:39:08 am PST #1005 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.


erikaj - Nov 11, 2006 11:40:35 am PST #1006 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

my ass hurts just thinking of that.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:41:23 am PST #1007 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can come over and help me clean in 15 minute heats. It's boring, but useful.

Lessee, new cleaning music. Was She Wants Revenge; now...Beck's "Guero."

Bop and wash, shake and sweep.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2006 11:42:49 am PST #1008 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.

Perhaps not so much flexible as strong. You know, for crushing cans.


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:50:03 am PST #1009 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

An old roommate and I used to always clean to the soundtrack to Sweet Charity.


vw bug - Nov 11, 2006 11:54:15 am PST #1010 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness.

YAY! It got there REALLY fast. Go post office!