Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?
Willow ,'Storyteller'
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Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.
Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?
It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.
When Triple X becomes Triple S!
I'm so bored I'm about to make a buttplug out of this Diet Coke can.
Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.
my ass hurts just thinking of that.
You can come over and help me clean in 15 minute heats. It's boring, but useful.
Lessee, new cleaning music. Was She Wants Revenge; now...Beck's "Guero."
Bop and wash, shake and sweep.
Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.
Perhaps not so much flexible as strong. You know, for crushing cans.
An old roommate and I used to always clean to the soundtrack to Sweet Charity.
vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness.
YAY! It got there REALLY fast. Go post office!