Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:04:31 am PST #1001 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, so now butt plugs are only for the young? What has this world come to.

Oh, cool; so ND will be designing the world's first line of geriatric butt-plugs? Wow -- the field research on that will be...um...interesting?


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:31:33 am PST #1002 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

It's the Senior Sphincter Sensitive line.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:32:54 am PST #1003 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

When Triple X becomes Triple S!


Aims - Nov 11, 2006 11:38:17 am PST #1004 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm so bored I'm about to make a buttplug out of this Diet Coke can.


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:39:08 am PST #1005 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.


erikaj - Nov 11, 2006 11:40:35 am PST #1006 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!

my ass hurts just thinking of that.


Strix - Nov 11, 2006 11:41:23 am PST #1007 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You can come over and help me clean in 15 minute heats. It's boring, but useful.

Lessee, new cleaning music. Was She Wants Revenge; now...Beck's "Guero."

Bop and wash, shake and sweep.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2006 11:42:49 am PST #1008 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now THAT is a flexible sphincter.

Perhaps not so much flexible as strong. You know, for crushing cans.


NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 11:50:03 am PST #1009 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

An old roommate and I used to always clean to the soundtrack to Sweet Charity.


vw bug - Nov 11, 2006 11:54:15 am PST #1010 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness.

YAY! It got there REALLY fast. Go post office!