I might have to steal that idea for a party.
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'ma try to squeeze into Em's "I'm Fucking Cute" onesie if you do.
The feathered butt-plug?
Oh, the one-piece idea!
I wanna see Erin in a feathered butt plug.
Um..wouldn't that be a feathered butt-plug IN Erin?
I'm French Vanilla now!! I know these things!
Well, part of it would be in her.
I've known Erin to do anything halfway.
JZ and Hec need another spouse? I can fly in for Thanksgiving! I am not burly, but I am sane in all the ways that count, and exccedingly mean! But cute! And I make excellent coffee, and listen well, and can pop a trachea with three stiff fingers while cussing in badly accented ungrammatical Spanish.
Very enticing...
All this, for ham and mashed potatoes, and possibly some Greek food. I am cheap, but pleasant.
Deal!
Also as a fellow teacher you could commiserate with Emily, and as a fellow debauchee you could rampage through North Beach with Juliana.
I am 34 now, people! I keep my supple yet aging ass cheeks covered by tastefully cute tangas. NO BUTT PLUGS.
Remember, I fall down a lot. I owe enough people money -- I don't need a proctologist on retainer!
vw, got the package on Thursday! Thanks for the caffeinated goodness. The quilts are gorgeous.
It's rainy and craptastic outside. Feh. But the kids are napping so DH is reading (MY new book about Israel) and watching a Discovery Channel thing on Jetblue and I'm futzing around on the net.