It's a dance party, right? You're gonna shake your tailfeather, yes?
Feathered butt-plug! It's breezy, but not restricting! And you can't sit down in it, so you'll have to dance, and ergo, calorie-burning! You CAN'T GO WRONG!!!
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:14:02 am PST #988 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:14:41 am PST #989 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
I might have to steal that idea for a party.
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 10:15:13 am PST #990 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'ma try to squeeze into Em's "I'm Fucking Cute" onesie if you do.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:16:12 am PST #991 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The feathered butt-plug?
Oh, the one-piece idea!
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:20:57 am PST #992 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
I wanna see Erin in a feathered butt plug.
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 10:22:50 am PST #993 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Um..wouldn't that be a feathered butt-plug IN Erin?
I'm French Vanilla now!! I know these things!
NoiseDesign - Nov 11, 2006 10:24:25 am PST #994 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
Well, part of it would be in her.
Aims - Nov 11, 2006 10:26:54 am PST #995 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've known Erin to do anything halfway.
DavidS - Nov 11, 2006 10:28:37 am PST #996 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ and Hec need another spouse? I can fly in for Thanksgiving! I am not burly, but I am sane in all the ways that count, and exccedingly mean! But cute! And I make excellent coffee, and listen well, and can pop a trachea with three stiff fingers while cussing in badly accented ungrammatical Spanish.
Very enticing...
All this, for ham and mashed potatoes, and possibly some Greek food. I am cheap, but pleasant.
Deal!
Also as a fellow teacher you could commiserate with Emily, and as a fellow debauchee you could rampage through North Beach with Juliana.
Strix - Nov 11, 2006 10:29:48 am PST #997 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am 34 now, people! I keep my supple yet aging ass cheeks covered by tastefully cute tangas. NO BUTT PLUGS.
Remember, I fall down a lot. I owe enough people money -- I don't need a proctologist on retainer!