(Do I get a plaque for being Misanthrope of the Week? Maybe a special parking space, far away from the madding crowd?)
You should get an engraved Taser.
t still not here
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Jan 08, 2007 10:37:03 am PST #9718 of 10004
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 10:38:28 am PST #9719 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I used to think that flirting was this bad, obnoxious thing that men did to women. It's weird - looking back at my younger self I often think, "Where did I come up with that idea?" Like, when I was 17-19 or so, I believed that almost all men were obnoxious jerks, and that all I had to do was be nice and non-jerky and then women would like me.
My current theory is that back then I was just rationalizing my social anxiety.
erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 10:46:27 am PST #9720 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!
Some young guys really are Dr. Todd, though. Thanks for not. But that doesn't mean you can't try.
Daisy Jane - Jan 08, 2007 10:46:32 am PST #9721 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I believed that almost all men were obnoxious jerks, and that all I had to do was be nice and non-jerky and then women would like me.
We still do prefer nice and non-jerky. It's just that that's not all you have to do.
I flirt with everyone- old, young, boy, girl, straight, not so- whoever. These days, however, it's never with a purpose. Odd, since I started out so shy I couldn't talk on the phone or even order my own food at McDonalds. I was terrified of talking to people.
beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:18 am PST #9722 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant
Now, come on... it's not Deliveranceshire, you know.
quick and hilarious erika.
Laga - Jan 08, 2007 10:55:19 am PST #9723 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Poly flirting is a bit trickier. I don't have that "but she's seeing someone" safe zone since everyong knows I'm poly. I tend to act flirty with everyone and then I find myself having to flat out tell people that it's not actually going to happen between us. I guess you could say I'm a tease.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 10:56:45 am PST #9724 of 10004
What is even happening?
My misanthropy has valid reasons, yo.
Like, for instance, meeting a lot of the humans.
But seriously, people, make out first, think later served me well.
erikaj - Jan 08, 2007 10:59:12 am PST #9725 of 10004
Always Anti-fascist!
"All girls are teases." --John Bender Except for me, but that's how I'm Honorary Guy that my male friends are like "Women!" in front of.
beth b - Jan 08, 2007 11:05:53 am PST #9726 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I only flirt with a few. DH claims to flirt with everyone - but I just think he talks to everyone. So maybe my definitionis skewed.
I used to be very prickily about physical boundries. Noe I 've decided that the unlooked for hugs are for the hugger - not for me, the huggy. I'm much easier about them.
Matt and I have know each other since 2nd grade. It took 2 weeks of other people thinking we were dating before we knew we were dating.
Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 11:08:09 am PST #9727 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
DH claims to flirt with everyone
yeah, he does.