Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jan 08, 2007 11:08:09 am PST #9727 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

DH claims to flirt with everyone

yeah, he does.


Cashmere - Jan 08, 2007 11:08:57 am PST #9728 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

quick and safe delivery-ma for B, Aimee.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 11:16:32 am PST #9729 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I flirt very hard without intent. I grope and say prurient things and promise to sleep with people in the future and make cow eyes at my krav "husband."

If you asked me to flirt with intent I'd freeze hard. And there's not much you could do to convince me that any of the people that return my flirting have any intent.

Unpossible.


Betsy HP - Jan 08, 2007 11:18:38 am PST #9730 of 10004
If I only had a brain...

I had dinner last night with a bunch of old college friends ... one of whom turns out to be the medical consultant for *House*. He wrote this book: [link] all about how to go from an arcane symptom to a diagnosis you might otherwise have missed.


Zenkitty - Jan 08, 2007 11:45:52 am PST #9731 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, Betsy, I am so buying that.


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 11:56:19 am PST #9732 of 10004
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You should get an engraved Taser.

I've been rewatching Angel (yes, all of it - just hit Smile Time at 3 am last night) and I've come to the realisation - Angel is powerless against the taser.

Meanwhile, I've been writing up a history of my relationship with the Wallybee for the visa application. (Apparently "She rocks my world" is insufficient.) Step 1 was going through the old Bitches threads.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:26 pm PST #9733 of 10004
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He wrote this book: [link] all about how to go from an arcane symptom to a diagnosis you might otherwise have missed.

OMG! I *must* buy this for my mother. Too cool.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:55 pm PST #9734 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do I get a plaque for being Misanthrope of the Week?

No, but you get a box of sour candies to maintain your outlook.

and I've come to the realisation - Angel is powerless against the taser.

I did that!

Okay, not really, but I really advocated more taser use on the show.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:55 pm PST #9735 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

I just watched Smile Time last night too! Angel not catching Weregirl's flirting...seems a lot like some Buffistas! The ladies in transcription get it before he does. Typical! That little tuft of puppet stuffing stuck to the side of her mouth when she wakes up after nearly shredding puppet!Angel? Priceless detail.

My rewatch of season 5 has been a joy over the last rough days. I see so much more now...speaking of love...Fred's (Amy's) expression as she looks at Wesley before he gets her 'signals'. His look right after she kisses him? Melty.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:02:02 pm PST #9736 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey bt - long time no... post with, or something....

I have an animal question. Are humans and other primates "more advanced" than other mammals in areas besides intelligence? Like, for example, the cardiovascular system. And I thought I read something a while back about humans (or maybe it was primates in general) having a better immune system than other mammals.

Or is our big brain the only thing where we're "better" than other mammals?